Ep. 540: The Culture of the Rat

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🗓️ 20 June 2024

⏱️ 82 minutes

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This week Holden, Jackie and MJ goss' 'bout the ever impending invasion from the kingdom of the Rat Men, TSwift possibly continuing to make sure Charli XCX as well as no one else hits #1, Christina Aguilera does NOT look like herself when she launches a phone sex line 1-888-PLY-GRND to promote her new lube, Justin Timberlake zoom zooms in the wrong lane past a red light and ends up with a DWI in Sag Harbor, Nathan's Hot Dogs bans Joey Chestnut from this year's July 4th hot dog eating contest over a deal with Impossible Meats, Chappell Roan gettin' upgraded to a bigger stage at Bonnaroo (but also getting overwhelmed), Joe Alwyn sorta breaks his silence on TTPD during an interview about Kinds of Kindness, and the Saltburn soundtrack drops on a "bath water" filled vinyl, and finally In Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Is Billie Eilish lying ABOUT HER AGE!?!? A List filled with celebs who were kicked out or banned from places do to their BAD BEHAVIOR. Blind Itemz and SHSHSHOUTZZZ Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	I guess this goes out to our bad boys out there.
0:15.0	Please, please, please, don't prove I'm right.
0:21.0	And please, please, please, don't bring me to tears when I just did my makeup so nice
0:28.7	Heartbreak is one thing my ego's enough.
0:33.0	I beg you don't embarrass me motherfucker.
0:38.0	Oh!
0:39.0	Barry Kiyo can don't break her heart.
0:42.0	Yeah, you whack man. He's going to. We know he's going to right? We're just like watching it down the barrel. We can see in the future that Bl is going to run and the tears are going to fall
0:56.3	But that day is not today. Right now we're just we're just sitting in our sweet essence
1:02.3	waiting for the summer to come just saying please please please please please
1:07.6	Don't do all of the bad things that you just keep doing but it's in his culture oh come on now don't bring the Irish
1:15.8	into this yeah no she says it in this song I tell them it's just your culture
1:21.1	and everyone rolls their eyes.
1:23.0	Again, I think she's referring to the culture of the rat man.
1:29.0	Which is a very specific color culture.
1:32.0	The culture of masculinity, not the culture of the Irish oh not the culture
1:36.4	you very Irish I thought that the culture the culture of the rat not the man
1:40.7	focus more on the rat, part of it. Yes, rats, they scurry and they cheat and they get into bar fights. And that's what they, and they love it. And I love that for them. I am here for the rat's summer brigade I love the rat festival that is
1:57.4	a ponst us all Jackie sent us an article about a nut because we she said it last week and it's happening it's it's unfolding before our eyes
2:06.4	Rat Boy Summer and she sent us another article about it but she introduced it with
2:10.4	must be the season of the rat which I have been singing all day
2:14.8	yes must be the season of the rat yeah must be the season of the rat
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