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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Ep. 540: Ghost Klumps with Janie Haddad Tompkins

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.83.5K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2018

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Actress and bon vivant Janie Haddad Tompkins joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of how Jordan's happy place is tubing on a river even though he's never been, Jesse's daddy-daughter trip to Daiso, the Japanese Dollar Fifty Store, and Janie's plan to use speed bumps and a ghost story as a marketing technique.  Plus, they get into Janie's great work on BUBBLE. Episode five is out now and they're going to be doing a panel at San Diego Comic Con this week! Get your San Diego Comic Con BUBBLE tickets here! Listen to BUBBLE today! Episode Five is out now! Subscribe to BUBBLE on iTunes! Or use this feed for your other podcatcher needs: https://maximumfun.org/feeds/bubble.xml

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0:00.0

Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free

0:05.1

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

0:10.4

It's Jordan Jesse go. I'm Jesse Thorn hot negative. Oh, not hot positive this week. No, you bailed on it already

0:18.1

I was ambivalent I have Jordan more I'm Jordan Morris hot positive

0:21.7

I was ambivalent about your new hot positive outlook on life where when it's hot outside you think that's good mm-hmm

0:28.7

I'm not saying okay you you you you failed to see the nuance of this but go ahead. No, what's what?

0:35.0

New yet again missing. I'm here you are your baby is

0:40.1

Sleeping in a basket on the fire escape you've got a bucket of ice and a fan blowing the air over it right

0:47.0

We're all fanning ourselves with newspapers and trying to watch the Yankees game on our black and white

0:52.2

You know it hears the here's what I think your problem was first of all you time traveled back to the 40s

0:57.0

Okay, well I have a television so I'm gonna say like

1:01.4

1959 okay sure sure, but you still are cooling the house with a giant block of ice brought to you by a man with a clamp

1:07.7

Yeah, the milk man comes and impregnates my wife. Yeah, yeah, basic

1:12.7

Basic things from late 1950. Yeah, um, so you know, I mean, I think that was your first mistake

1:18.3

Yeah, as you traveled to a time without as many modern conveniences. Yeah

1:24.3

But I think number two and this is something we talked about last week if people didn't hear the show is

1:29.7

It's very very hot in in Southern California, which is something I'm sure you know if you listen to podcasts right

1:37.4

So it's even hot at the Grove. Yeah, that's true speaking of podcasts. Oh boy. I know the air broke in Mendocino farm. Yeah

1:45.3

Great place to get a salad. Yeah, can I work salad there by the air broke and Mendocino

1:49.6

I mean they farted right yes, okay, right. Yeah

1:55.5

And now I'm not now you know, it's in the the temperatures

1:59.3

Quadruple digits. Yeah, it's as hot as it's been on record. Yeah, and I'm not saying

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