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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast

Ep. 54 – New Characters

The Adam Friedland Show Podcast

The Adam Friedland Show

Tv & Film, Politics, Comedy Interviews, News, Stand-up, Leisure, Comedy, Improv

4.710.8K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2017

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Were debuting some new characters we've been working on - Gay Guy, mexican guy who is trying to go to the bathroom bu he cant because his dick is too small, Doctor Retard.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Oh, do we start yeah, we just started

0:04.0

Adam what did you just say he was saying something before and we started I wasn't saying anything

0:12.2

We're having a nice night here. We got some animal crackers for Stavros. Yeah, I'm trying to lose weight

0:17.0

This is a lot of stuff so we bought them

0:19.0

These guys have some cookies with M&M cookies which I fucking love animal crackers

0:24.0

Which are a little dick at his hell and a fucking these aren't even that these aren't these are off-brand animal crackers

0:29.6

Oh, there's zoo crackers zoo crackers

0:33.9

Zoo wafers and

0:35.9

M.O. crackers rule because you could do the fucking ISIS beheading video with them. Let's shoot you could also make them fuck

0:41.3

Yeah, and you can make them fuck you could fucking kill them and make a video with them

0:46.1

Well, you think just Muslims behead people. You know, you just eat their heads off. You know, that's fun. Yeah, and they're like a

0:53.0

What does that have to do with ISIS be but behead it is a head and you could behead an animal cracker

0:59.6

They'd be head animals. They'd be head people. They behead people, but you can act like oh

1:04.9

I'm a gingerbread man. That's what you know

1:07.4

Gingerbread man looks like we found out Adam doesn't know what animal crackers are

1:12.8

I think that all animal that we are we are part of the animal

1:17.8

Kingdom animal crackers like that's what I call mixed race

1:29.6

I

1:31.9

Fuck dude, that is a good one. I

1:35.8

Couldn't help myself. All right, to leave the episode

1:39.5

Delete it. I was the one to set it. I'm not worried about people coming after me. I'm just good there

1:45.5

He did is a good fucker. Oh damn. I'm not mr. I've got problems in my DMs

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