Hello everybody, welcome back to Jumping in an Elevator, the podcast where I, I, Captain,

are my hearties, how are we all doing?

Yeah, that's crazy, like I can't believe that, um, me personally, yeah, ooh, it's been

five months. And has it been five months? Am I right? Yeah, yeah, hang on. Yeah, so I have

got a new little setup going on here. I've got this like meme sounds app and it's got some

absolutely unhinged shit on here, but I'm mainly just using it for this. Amazing. And then

I am using like a portable recorder thing. So I am fucking untethered. Like, what's that

age of Ultron quote? And he's like, there are no strings on me. Like, I'm so Ultron-coded.

I'm also sat here wearing a Rugrats puffer jacket like, what? What? Yeah, yeah, it's true.

Yesterday I went to a little vintage shop. Oh, like, I've been calling it thrifting,

but I feel like someone's going to get mad at me. And I'm not sure if it's the same thing. Like,

it was a vintage store with secondhand things. Does that not mean it's thrifting?

That's a question that needs to be answered. And now I'm going to look it up. No, no.

So I went to this store because I saw someone on TikTok go there and I was like, oh,

I got influenced. No, I did. And I went there and I went feral. I really did. I bought a Von

Dutch hat. I bought a Rugrats puffer jacket. And for your, like, if you're listening and you're

not watching, let me set the scene. It's a white puffer jacket with the girls on it. It's got like

a silver zip. It's got a hood with like faux fur lining. It's very slay. Like, not very many

people would get it, but the ones who do get it, like, they really do get it. I'm also wearing

a trucker hat and some glasses. Again, I got influenced because I saw Emma Chamberlain's

boyfriend wearing these sunglasses on his Instagram story. And I was like, oh, okay. Oh, okay.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, okay. And I just looked them up and I saw that they're on sale. So I got them.

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