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I'm live streaming from a different spot today and I'm a little shy because when I live stream from this location I'm a little closer to the neighbors and they come out to water their plants and it's just I don't know.

We'll see how this goes but cheers.

I'm also in the drop zone in this location which I'm not happy about. So all the houses obviously are lined up facing the ocean. You know, we're blessed. We're fortunate. I understand all that.

What happens at the end of the day and it's usually when we all fire up our barbecues. One of my neighbors, he's really attached to me what I'm cooking.

That's how lazy life is. When you cook into the I just got some hamburgers you know and then he'll go. I picked up a nice roast from the butcher. Very, very nice.

But as we're sitting there, you know, small talking and grilling at the end of the day, maybe a beer in our hands, you know, the deal right.

And this is why I'm in the drop zone. So the seagulls at the end of the day, I don't understand this. We need some kind of expert to explain this.

But they basically use the houses to fly from over there to over here.

And I guess it's easier if they use the roofs of the houses as almost like a highway. It's easier for them to fly I guess.

But they're really angry. I'm convinced they're really, really angry. And they will drop their shit on you while you're grilling.

And you might be I don't feel like picking up my laptop. But my at this moment in time, my deck is sprayed with seagull poo.

They will absolutely I'm convinced of this. They will drop their load and try to hit you. And I really do believe they do it on purpose.

The other day, doggy, if he's really, really hungry, let's say we've been at the beach all day. So he's eating later than usual. He doesn't understand. He just gorges himself.

If he eats too fast and too much, he will absolutely throw up you dog owners know all this. All right. So I don't know why I didn't videotape this so I could put it on the livestream.

I got to start doing that, by the way. There's things that happened during the day. I should just make quick little videos. And then when I'm talking about these stories, I could show you a quick clip. That I think that would be good.

So doggy had a full meal. I start the barbecue to get everyone else fed and sure enough he puked up everything giant piles of dog poo on the deck. And I'm like, really?

But you know, so so I'm trying to figure out how I'm going to clean this up.

A lot of times you just take the hose and spray it, but there's like a little deck below this. So you don't want the dog poo just raining down on the deck below.

But some days you can get away with that.

So I'm thinking, I'm going to have to scoop this up with a paper plate. And then as I'm, as I'm now bending down to scoop up dog poo, a giant pile of dog poo,

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