Ep. 537: Saving My Meat for Marriage with Cristela Alonzo

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2018

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Comedian, voice actress, and one of the stars of BUBBLE Cristela Alonzo joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Cristela's Disneyland rider when she does voice over for Disney, the streaming commercials that viscerally upset Jordan and Jesse, and the role that the United States Post Office played in Jesse cementing his manhood. Plus, Jordan debuts a new nickname he got from a chill dude friend of a friend named Rich. LISTEN TO BUBBLE! Episode Two is out now! Subscribe on iTunes! Or use this feed for your other podcatcher needs: https://maximumfun.org/feeds/bubble.xml

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0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free
0:05.3	Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you
0:10.4	It's Jordan Jesse go I am Jesse Thorn America's radio sweetheart Jordan Morris your nickname incoming. Oh really
0:19.2	It's a whole thing is this a tease for later. Yeah, it is a teaser later. It's a whole thing
0:24.0	It's a whole thing. I yes
0:28.5	I'm flying free is a bird right now baby
0:31.9	You know wearing underwear
0:34.2	Well, I've win if I ever been wearing underwear Jordan. I don't I got you know what?
0:39.5	It's a dance-year question. I don't know. I don't know what your underwear situation is
0:44.0	All on zip all on zip my fly once in a while in case you want to take a peek. Yeah, I never do so
0:49.1	Oh, I guess it just
0:51.5	Really should maybe I should have been wearing underwear that whole time if it was just gonna be wasted on you. Yeah
0:58.4	Should we introduce our guest and then you can tell us how why you're so free. Yeah, it's because you live in the good old us of a
1:05.0	God bless her. Yeah, and all she stands for
1:09.0	She ain't wearing no panties
1:12.3	Lady Liberty
1:14.4	Getting fucked by those Spendo crats
1:17.2	Right
1:19.2	All our babies are gonna be half clown
1:22.2	These clowns in Congress
1:24.2	Half a clown half statue
1:33.6	Yeah, real women have curves
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