Ep. 534: Pop Tart with Helen Hong

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2018

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Comedian and podcaster Helen Hong joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Helen's recent trip to Adana, Turkey for a USO tour, the buttwashing toilet that Jesse has in his very own home, and the generous gift Helen recently received consisting of a bag of high tech dildos. Plus, we discuss the newly-announced sci-fi comedy podcast BUBBLE created by Jordan and produced by Maximum Fun!! Subscribe! Apple iTunes Bubble on MaximumFun.Org Feed for other podcatchers: https://maximumfun.org/feeds/bubble.xml Check out the trailer now! And if you are in Los Angeles, come to the Bubble launch party on June 12th at Dynasty Typewriter! Get tickets here!

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0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free
0:05.3	Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you
0:10.3	It's Jordan Jesse go. I'm Jesse the H. Man Thorne.
0:13.7	Jordan Morris.
0:14.8	What a tech diff.
0:15.9	H. Man or Edge Man.
0:17.4	The H. Man.
0:18.2	Oh, okay.
0:18.9	No, an Edge Man is...
0:19.9	What's the fun?
0:20.4	An Edge Man, that's somebody who doesn't achieve orgasm without achieving orgasm, is that correct?
0:27.9	Or is that somebody that is...
0:30.9	No, that's an Edge Lord.
0:33.7	Edge Lord is the guitar player for you too, right?
0:38.0	The Edge Man.
0:39.4	An Edge is an Edge Lord.
0:42.6	Edge Lord is a jack-off man or is that somebody who says controversial things on the internet?
0:47.1	We are getting into a, we're getting a little too deep-reddit from me here.
0:51.2	Okay.
0:51.7	I'm, I'm, I'm, I, these read to me as things that come from Reddit,
0:56.4	but I don't know where specifically or what you're talking about.
0:59.3	Hey, I'm right there with you, man.
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