Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series Real Time with Bill Maugh.

Step to clock.

Hey, thank you, please.

Faithful, faithful, stop.

We got to get this into Fort Curfew.

That's right, big weeks for us here at LA.

We were upgraded from quarantine to Curfew.

Hey, Curfew.

How does that even work when you're already on lockdown?

Remain even further in your homes.

Jesus, I mean, last week we finally reopened stores.

This week we burnt them down.

You know that big earthquake that we've been waiting for here forever in LA?

I'm expecting that will hit next week.

And then the alien invasion.

And by the way, if the aliens do come, please take me with you.

Prove my ass all you want.

Just get me the fuck out of here.

Yeah, it's been quite a week.

Now the media always says that 95% of the protesters have been peaceful,

which is true, true, and of course I think as all right thinking people would agree

for a completely just and righteous cause.

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