Ep. 531: The Roast of Cara Maria!
Challenge Mania
Challenge Mania
4.5 • 3K Ratings
🗓️ 22 June 2026
⏱️ 123 minutes
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Summary
Here it is...THE ROAST OF CARA MARIA!
Disclaimer - This was and is a comedy show. These are jokes, they are all in good fun and they are not true opinions or thoughts or ammo for you to start internet wars. As you can hear...they are to produce laughs and they did. We realize listening from your Peloton might not feel exactly the same as being two Vodka Sodas deep in a jam-packed, love-filled Boston room last Saturday...but we ask you to do your best to put yourself there mentally and ENJOY!
If you are easily offended, even in the form of comedy and in food fun...we recommend skipping this one. It's probably not for you and that is okay. Go enjoy your day and take a walk, have a matcha, play some pickleball. There are subject matters, jokes and words that may be triggering or off-putting to you. This is us warning you...so you if you go into knowing that and still get offended or turned off...that's on you.Without further ado...THE ROAST OF CARA MARIA!
Taped Live IN BOSTON at City Winery on Saturday, May 23rd. Exclusive to Maniac-Level Patrons and above.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | What's up, Challenge Maniacs? This is Scott Yeager here, and you are about to hear the full |
| 0:11.6 | Cara Maria roast. That's right. This all went down in Boston over Memorial Day weekend. It was |
| 0:17.8 | Kara's 40th birthday wish that we roaster. We only roast the ones we love, |
| 0:22.3 | but we did not hold back. You're going to hear me, Derek, Mark Long, C.T. Tamborello, |
| 0:28.3 | Emily Fitzpatrick, who, let's be honest, didn't do much roasting. Pauli Califiori, who this pretty |
| 0:33.6 | much turned into the de facto roast of Paula Calpiori, plus a couple of Kara's personal |
| 0:38.7 | friends as well, including Frank the Clown and her good friend from her youth and adolescence, |
| 0:45.0 | Mr. John Millen, trust me, nobody pulled any punches, and you're about to hear every single |
| 0:50.6 | punch thrown, which brings me to my disclaimer, this is a comedy show. It was a comedy club on the night. It is a comedy club in your earbuds right now. And if you can't take the heat, then stay out of the kitchen. Trust me, it might not be the show for you. This isn't a challenge panel. We don't talk much challenge and strategy and wins and eliminations. This is all jokes, all in good fun. |
| 1:11.4 | If you've seen the roast of Kevin Hart or the roast of Tom Brady or the slew of roast on Comedy Central, that's what this is. |
| 1:17.2 | Hopefully you guys enjoy it. |
| 1:18.5 | Hopefully you laugh along with us. |
| 1:20.1 | Enjoy. |
| 1:20.6 | And hey, if this gets you feeling FOMO like no other to be in the same room with Kara and CT, we are putting tickets on sale this Wednesday, June the 24th for our return to Music City, |
| 1:31.9 | Nashville, Tennessee. |
| 1:33.2 | Can't believe we've topped our last Nashville lineup, which we thought we could not top. |
| 1:37.4 | If you were there in November, you know what I mean. |
| 1:39.1 | But this November, which is the 14th of November, we are rolling through Jelly Rolls, |
| 1:43.9 | Good Night, Nashville, and it is amazing afternoon we have planned. Panel Talk, followed by a meet and greet, C.T. Tamborello, Cara up Maria Sorbello, Tina Bridges in the house, and myself and the Godfather Mark Long with a ton of surprises to come as well. Make sure you take part in that patron presale at challenge maniacs.com on Wednesday, |
| 2:02.2 | June the 24th. We expect every single ticket to be sold this Wednesday. So get over there now. |
| 2:07.9 | You get full bonus access to all of our content. You get our early and ad-free episodes. |
| 2:12.4 | You get full video of all of our episodes. Unfortunately, we didn't have full video of the roast, |
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