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Recorded live from the Cornfield Resistance

where our three impeachment managers,

Lagavulin, Oban, and Kendall Jackson, Chardonnay,

have performed nearly as well as the House impeachment managers.

It's the professional left with drift glass and blue gal.

Almost.

I think that, you know, the impeachment managers have done a perfect job.

I think the impeachment managers are a 16-year-old Lagovoolan.

And smooth, smoky, age to perfection, and gets the goddamn job done.

Yep.

They have been perfect.

And that's going to actually be the subject of a lot of our conversation today.

They have been absolutely perfect.

We like to welcome a new sponsor, a temporary sponsor.

Don't think they'll be around much longer than this week and the next.

But our new sponsor this week is bread on a pike.

It's the perfect pre-verdict gift for any juror to let them know that you're thinking of them, but not in a good way.

Bread on a pike, it's menacingly delicious.

I had to go to a waiting room.

Now, everything's fine.

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