Surrounded by family members of homicide victims and by comedian Amy Schumer, President Barack

Obama burst into tears at a press conference yesterday as he was announcing his executive

actions assaulting American Second Amendment right to bear arms.

I just realized the president said sobbing and sobbing that homicide rates are at historic

lows and that this trampling on American rights is totally unnecessary.

Blubbering through his tears, he went on, none of the measures I just proposed would have

done anything to stop recent mass killings and no one wants more gun control anyway so

I don't even know what I'm doing anymore and why is Amy Schumer here?

What the hell is going on?

It's also confusing.

As onlookers tried to console the hysterical chief executive, Obama covered his face with

his hands and wet loudly, crying out, my ideology has made me completely irrational, can't

someone help me?

Anyone, please.

After the president was escorted whaling off the stage, commentators said it was the

saddest moment in this administration at least since Obama surrendered the last president's

victory in Iraq and allowed the Middle East to go up in flames.

Our hearts go out to the president of the United States.

Trigger one, I'm Andrew Clevver, and this is the Andrew Clevver Show.

He's so sad that Barack, he cried and cried.

I told you know, he has a knack.

I mean, he really has a talent.

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