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Cut & Retie

Ep. 53 - That Squatch Stole My Jelly Worms

Cut & Retie

Joe Cermele

Wilderness, Sports

5649 Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2023

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

This week, full-time Bigfoot researcher Mike Familant takes us on a psychological expedition from dark woods to mall parking lots, we hide our campsite from pirates so well we can’t even find it, solve the mystery of the bass-slaying serial killer, and confirm that doe urine is not the same as bug spray.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Innovation is core to Old Town. They strive to enhance your kayak fishing experience by harnessing modern technology, and that drive has led to the new Sportsman Bigwater EPDL Plus 132.

0:13.0

The EPDL Plus is the first seamless battery powered pedal kayak on the market, allowing you to easily switch between manual pedaling, five-speed power-assisted

0:22.6

pedaling, and fully motorized cruise control. I couldn't be more pumped about it because this

0:28.1

functionality means I can go longer and farther for stripers in river and tidal current and explore

0:34.3

distant snake headwaters that were a little daunting to reach with pedal power alone.

0:39.6

To learn more about the revolutionary Bigwater EPDL Plus 132,

0:44.7

head on over to Oldtown Canoe.com forward slash cut and retie.

1:02.6

So what they're saying is like in those odd scenarios, like the Bigfoot might have like minded the child until he or she was found.

1:08.4

Is that like impossible to think of? And I'm like, well, what in the hell did you spray?

1:10.0

They're like, oh, the deer urine?

1:10.7

Oh! That was the time, the deer urine? Oh!

1:12.7

That was the time I got deer urine.

1:17.9

Stopped in town there and had some delicious buffalo wings and won $100 at pull taps.

1:19.7

So that was something kind of nice.

1:29.3

Come on, man. cut and retry that.

1:30.7

You know that's never going to work.

1:40.1

Good morning, friends, degenerate anglers and people that will buy any piece of tactical gear that incorporates the color neon green and features the word zombie hunter.

1:44.7

And welcome to cut and retie the fishing podcast that sees dead people, but mostly only while in line at the DMV or at the Walmart customer service counter. I'm Joe Cirmeli. Happy

1:50.3

Friday before Halloween. And if you're wondering, yes, indeed, we're calling this the Cut and Retie

1:55.1

Halloween special. But let's hold that thought for just a sec, okay, and get through some housekeeping real quick.

2:05.6

First and foremost, the cut and re-tie beer hang.

2:09.3

Holy shit.

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