You know, I've often been told by viewers and listeners

that my show is not as classy and not as professional

as the other shows on the daily wire

because I'm always doing it in my car or like in my house.

In fact, I've been told that my show isn't even really a show

because I don't have the nice background

and the fancy setup with all the nice

whatever the desk and the lights and all that kind of the make up artist.

Okay, special effects. I don't have any of that stuff.

I've been listening to those criticisms

and I've decided to finally solve that problem.

And so what I did is I went out and I got a globe.

You see this globe right here.

I don't mean to brag about my globe.

But everyone knows that when you add a globe into a setting

it ups the classiness quotient and the professionalism quotient

by quite a bit.

In fact, there was even a study done recently, I think,

that demonstrated there's a direct correlation between your IQ

and how many globes you have in your home.

I have three globes just in this room right here.

I don't mean to brag about my globes, but you know.

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