Not satisfied with restoring the economy, destroying ISIS, and completely crushing our dishonest

left-wing media.

Donald Trump has now begun to perform actual miracles.

That's right.

The president has maneuvered MSNBC into searching the Bible for advice on how to run the country.

Yes, using his magic power to plunge the left into the darkness of its own mindless rage,

Trump somehow induced leftist Muslim reporter Ali Velshi to make the argument that the

words of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ should override American law when it comes to

immigration.

Sticking with the spirit of what would Jesus do, we actually did dig through the Bible

to find passengers that lent themselves to the current order practice of separating

migrant children from their parents.

And I want to begin with Matthew 19 verse 14.

But Jesus said, suffer little children and forbid them not to come unto me, for of such

is the kingdom of heaven.

In the wake of this miracle transformation of a leftist Muslim into a right-wing evangelical

Christian, President Trump says he now has plans to feed starving multitudes using only

a single big Mac and a side of fries, while the media tries to prove the multitudes weren't

as big as he said they were.

He'll also calm storms at sea, using only the best words, and he'll make Democrats pro-life

by suddenly announcing his full support for abortion.

Actually that could work.

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