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This is the podcast for January 10th, 2020.

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Recorded live from the Cornfield Resistance, also known as Imminent Threat Headquarters.

It's the professional left with Drift Glass and Blue Gal.

Hey, Drift class.

Hey, Blue Gal.

You know, we worked really hard in the last few months of last year to rope in a new sponsor.

And we've gotten one to underwrite this entire show. A new fake sponsor for the entire show?

A new fake sponsor. So all show? A new fake sponsor.

So all you old fake sponsors out there, you've got to up your game because this one's really good.

They are marketed well.

They know exactly who the demographic is.

I predict big, big sales for these people.

We are proudly sponsored this week by Fifth Column Vodka, which is aged in Iraqi war drums

for 17 years. Fifth Column Vodka celebrates that is aged in Iraqi war drums for 17 years.

Fifth Column Vodka celebrates that time each decade when Republicans do something staggeringly

reckless in the Middle East and then scream at anyone who asks any questions about it,

but they're a dirty liberal who loves terrorists.

Fifth Column Vodka, it takes the sting out of being occupied.

Every decade seems like this happens. Just about it. This, fifth column vodka, it takes the sting out of being occupied.

Every decade, seems like, has happened.

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