Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

It's Jordan Jesse go I'm Jesse Thorn America's radio sweetheart

Jordan Morris boy detective Jordan Jesse go your home for 80 minutes of bullshit

You know what? With a good attitude 70 or 90 if you're lucky

We can't be bothered to keep track. No

How are you doing buddy? I'm doing good. I'm a little frazzled. I'm not gonna lie to you

Yeah, I'm sitting there. I'm sitting there. You look like you did you look like you just did if I could paint a picture for the audience

Yeah, you look like you just did a cartoonic science experiment

Well, because your hair is turned black and it's standing up. Yeah, and also it's hair you did not have before

Right, so it's new hair right it looks recently exploded right and I mean I couldn't see your eyes until you took your palms and wiped and just

Wipes her out so now I can see them and now I look like I'm Ted Danson at Wuppie Goldberg's birthday party

Oh wow

That's your happened 40 years ago

What did that happen? I don't know 1991 sounds like some 1991 shit

No, so you're I was literally not doing a cartoon science experiment. I was literally

Sitter lighting a circular black bomb. I was sitting on my sofa

facing the

the classic question that faces all

Old millennial dads, which is

How far away is far away enough for my six year old to be from the television if I want to play fallout for?

Which he was definitely traumatic to a child sure just nothing but insane I have not played fallout for but it is a

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