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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Ep. 525: Hairy Teen Stanton with Griffin McElroy

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.83.5K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2018

⏱️ 112 minutes

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Summary

Griffin McElroy joins Jordan and Jesse for a very special MaxFunDrive episode!  They get deep into adolescent confusions like when you should start shaving and the undiscussed phenomena of bumps under your nipples, the majesty and the fear that the Grand Canyon inspires, and the mystery behind the vampiric existence of Count from Sesame Street.   If you want to be a part of the amazing group of people who support Jordan, Jesse, Go! head over to MaximumFun.org/Donate!  Now is the best time to join or upgrade!

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0:00.0

Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free

0:05.1

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

0:10.4

It's Jordan Jesse go. I'm Jesse foreign America's radio sweetheart. Jordan Morris boy detective

0:15.6

I'm gonna be frank with you Jordan. Mm-hmm

0:17.8

For several months. Mm-hmm. We had a running bid on the program

0:21.9

Where because this show isn't about anything or for anyone?

0:25.4

We would claim that it was about something or for someone. Oh, what a bid it was

0:30.1

It was what a bit I remember I'm remembering it fondly. Mm-hmm just now not only because it was such a successful bit

0:36.8

But it having done it for several months has led to me not remembering how we started the show before

0:43.6

Yeah, I mean, I think it went a little something like this

0:47.9

Snap snap snap

0:51.0

When you're in your head. Yes, right. We would sing the entirety of the West Side story

0:57.4

It's amazing. We haven't gotten sued yet. Yeah, it is but you know, I think it's

1:03.6

It's because ultimately it's fair use because we're commenting on it. Mm-hmm. Yeah, we're providing humorous commentary

1:11.5

Yeah, on the shark jet feud. Yeah, or at least rip to this country apart or at least commentary sure

1:18.6

Yeah, I mean, I think we just I think we just started chatting really yeah, what do we do on this show actually?

1:24.4

Chat wow yeah, when you say it that way it does not seem like something that people would would enjoy listening to yeah

1:31.6

Cuz I mean you could just sit on the bus

1:34.0

Sure, lots of chat and going on there. Yeah, where you getting off. Yeah, how do you like the new tokens?

1:42.0

Lot of token talk a lot of token talk

1:44.7

You know, you know, what I love to do, hmm token in token talk. Yeah, oh, so you like to you like to take a take a hardy

1:53.2

Bongrip yeah, and then talk talk toks while you talk now pull a fatty Bongrip sure, and then I talk tokens nice the new ones bigger

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