Ep. 523: Horny Conjuring with Mat Ricardo
Jordan, Jesse, GO!
Jesse Thorn
4.8 • 3.5K Ratings
🗓️ 20 March 2018
⏱️ 68 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free. |
| 0:05.2 | Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you. |
| 0:10.5 | It's Jordan Jesse Goh. I'm Jesse Thorne, America's radio sweetheart. |
| 0:14.4 | Jordan Morris, boy detective. |
| 0:16.0 | Wanna get rich in real estate? We're here for ya. |
| 0:18.6 | Chiching, chiching, butter bing. Yeah, that's our famous catchphrase on Jordan Jesse Goh, |
| 0:23.3 | the world's most popular real estate podcast. |
| 0:26.5 | Today on the show, we're going to talk House flipping with Vanilla Ice, who apparently does that, |
| 0:31.2 | or did that at one point? I've just been handed a note, Jordan. |
| 0:35.5 | Oh, okay. |
| 0:36.3 | Now, the format of our show has been central to its success. Of course. |
| 0:40.8 | It's something that people actually want to learn about. It can have a direct impact on |
| 0:44.1 | their lives. It's not just a bunch of miscellaneous bullshit. |
| 0:48.4 | No, that would be a waste of everyone's time. However, I've been handed a note that says |
| 0:54.3 | Vanilla Ice is not going to be coming here today. Apparently he's going to be performing |
| 0:59.0 | Ice Ice Baby at a plumbing convention in Las Vegas. |
| 1:02.1 | Fuck. They've offered him $15,000. We had only planned to pay him $11,000. |
| 1:07.9 | So to perform Ninja Wrap on this show, well, he's got a whole rate sheet that goes all the way |
| 1:14.6 | down to for $500, he'll do the Chris Cross song I missed the bus. |
| 1:19.2 | But here's my think. I mean, for my money, that's the definitive version of I missed the bus. |
| 1:24.7 | It is. I mean, it's one of those situations where a cover really transforms. |
| 1:29.6 | Yeah, it's his nothing compares to you, I think. |
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