Ep. 521: King of Drugs with Sarah Morgan

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2018

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

Jordan and Jesse take a break from their usual topic to welcome beloved return guest, comedy writer Sarah Morgan, for a discussion about Jordan's recent unlikely patriotic moment, Sarah's quest for a video game system for her daughter, the british condiment Gentlemen's Relish, and Jesse's new era of life as a dank daddy.

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0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.
0:05.3	Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.
0:10.5	It's Jordan Jessie Goh. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart.
0:14.0	Jordan Moore's boy detective.
0:15.3	Jordan Jessie Goh is the podcast that asks you to grow up and glow up.
0:21.9	Yep, that's right. It's about child development and bioluminescence.
0:27.2	That's right.
0:29.8	Two topics you tune in for every week.
0:33.4	How much screen time is too much plus angular fish?
0:40.7	What do they know?
0:44.6	Jordan, here's my idea for this week's podcast.
0:48.1	Now normally, of course, our slogan is grow up and go up and go up.
0:53.7	And normally we cover child development and bioluminescence.
1:01.7	But I think this week, I know Jesse, why are you telling me?
1:07.2	This is like episode 520 of the world's most popular child rearing and bioluminescence podcast.
1:14.9	Here's the thing.
1:16.9	I just had a cousin die.
1:19.2	Oh my God.
1:20.2	I'm from ingesting too much glow algae.
1:25.0	Boy, this is something teams are doing.
1:27.6	It's called a rainbow party.
1:29.0	Okay. Yeah.
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