When someone passes away, words of wisdom

spoken at the right moment

can ease the grieving process.

Thankfully, Joe Biden was there.

And by the way, my sympathies to your family of your F,

your CFO, on Drop Dead very unexpectedly,

my best of her family is tough stuff.

Ah, it's tough stuff.

Wow, that was fantastic.

Bravo, Joe.

Well said, if any of my close loved ones

happen to take a dirt nap suddenly

or quit the oxygen habit, I know who I'm bringing in

for the eulogy.

Joe freaking Biden, consolar in chief.

I mean, moments ago, this family and the employees

at Joanne Fabrics were inconsolable.

Now they can rest well knowing their CFO or C-O-C-F-O

is sleeping with the fishes.

Just imagine those little gills gently swaying back and forth,

keeping their little fishy bodies in perfect position

as they nibble on the flesh of that person

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