Dungeons and Daddies is a rowdy, horny, violent podcast for grownups.

Content warnings can be found in the episode description.

Consider the scene before you.

For fathers from another world attempting to break their childless friend out of a maximum

security penitentiary, the woman who stands in their way is an elk with glasses, suspenders,

and a strong distaste for billionaires.

Having just failed to convince her to release their friend peacefully, a fight has broken out,

but unbeknownst to them, just under their feet, the very subject of all this conflict

sleeps soundly next to an enthusiastic but silent rat.

And this complete dumb-dum who is nearly free before you decided to waltz back into a roomful

of sleeping gas is about to wake up, but unlike the mornings after many of his other

countless benders, he won't be waking up to a world of deal to cure, dank cushion,

three mist messages from his little boy.

No, today Glenn Close wakes up in the duty zone.

What's up, all you cowboys and cucumbers?

What the fuck?

Jodie on the roady and today on this long stretch of pavement.

I haven't seen another car in five hours.

So you know what that means?

We got a brand new episode of Dungeons and Deadies on deck.

Nicholas is like BSM podcast.

Of course.

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