All right then.

Hello and welcome to Perfect Day.

I'm Jessica Knappitt, and that's my washing machine in the background.

This week I'm talking to New York comic, actress, poet and all-round boozy gal.

Girlie? Are we saying girly?

Let's not insult her. It's Kat Cohen.

She joins us from her bed in Soho House. Can you imagine?

She talks us through her perfect day as if she isn't already having it.

Her perfect day includes snow, the sea, steak and martinis.

It's a real good one, guys.

And plus, we talk horoscopes,

my chronic oversharing,

and my husband,

because of aforementioned chronic oversharing.

Enjoy!

This is Kat Cohen's Perfect Day.

Thank you. I see you. I honor you. I hate you. Thank you so much for having me.

Thank you. And honoring me at the same time. And honoring me by having me. Thank you so much for being it. You look like you're in a really plush hotel. So I actually am fully in bed and I'm not ashamed. I want everyone listening to know I'm laying in bed. I hope you don't mind.

You should not be ashamed. This is very perfect day. Okay. Thank you for having me. I am in a really

cozy hotel. I just got to London. So you don't live in London. I live in New York. I live in New York.

Well, we're very lucky to have you. I'm so lucky to be here. And yeah, I landed literally yesterday.

And I tried to stay awake for like 24 hours.

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