Ep. 513: Martinelli Toots with Eliza Skinner

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2018

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Eliza Skinner joins Jordan and Jesse as they forego their usual topic and instead have a nice chat about this year's motivational slogan, Eliza's Girl Scout gold award, and Jordan's harrowing experience getting an earbud stuck in his ear on an airplane. Action Item: What have you gotten lost in your body? Or pulled out of someone else's? Call us! 206-984-4FUN

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0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.
0:05.2	Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.
0:10.6	It's Jordan Jesse Go. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart.
0:13.6	Jordan Morris Boy Detective every week on Jordan Jesse Go. We talk about
0:21.8	1970 skateboarding.
0:23.9	Skateboarding before the 1980s. From doggtown to Z-boys.
0:29.2	Z-boys. Just that narrow window. Yeah.
0:33.5	Most of us were talking about Ant. Yeah.
0:38.3	Our favorite conjunction. From skateboards that don't look like they should work.
0:42.8	To other skateboards that don't look like they should work in a slightly different way.
0:47.9	Summer too fat, summer too thin. What's going on? Skateboards from back then.
0:53.2	Graphics with cool monsters. We'll talk about it. This week we're putting Santa Cruz on the map
0:59.8	with a hand grabbing a thing. Right? Wasn't it?
1:04.3	This skateboard, is Santa Cruz skateboards?
1:05.9	We just see I got a wide ball or something. Boy, yeah. You know, we're just spinning our
1:11.0	wheels with this show. Yeah. It's clear we've picked a topic that we don't know a lot about.
1:16.2	Right. Neither you or I skateboard. No, sir, not for me.
1:20.4	We we were not bored. I'm bored by the board. We and I think you're contempt for the whole
1:26.8	thing shines through on this podcast. No, I'm excited. Listen to me.
1:30.9	Doing for 11 years. I'm here. I'm excited to talk to you. You're clearly not.
1:37.2	There's bile in your voice that I think the listener to text. Why don't we do this?
1:44.2	Scrap the show. Skateboards never boards. Shows over. Yeah.
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