Hey, it's your boy DJ Chad here on the Chad couch.

I'm here with a notable rapper, and the recent victim

of a home invasion, except he fired back,

give it up for one, Mr. Ben Barson.

Ben, thanks for joining us.

That's right, I'm here in the building.

You know, Nick is trying to heat me twin,

but they can never defeat me.

I was in my crib.

You want me to, you want to hear the whole story Chad?

Yes, I, you said you had to shoot someone?

Yes, Nick is just about to get clad, listen to this.

I'm in my crib.

Candies whipping up some yams in the kitchen with her titties out.

I hear a knock at the door.

I'm in the middle of replacing a iguana cerebellum

with that of a gofa.

I'm very wrapped.

I hear the door.

It's a knock on the door, knock, knock.

I go down to the door before I go to the door.

Do you know what I do, Chad?

...