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And with that, I'm happy to give you this week's episode. So I see you're looking at that planet down there.

Yeah, it looks really nice.

You know, I've been working really hard as a Starfleet officer for a number of years.

And it's just, I've gotten to that age where I have to start thinking about the future and like,

where I'm going to retire, how am I going to live golden years and I think this planet it just looks amazing and I

didn't even know you could buy a planet well you can and this is the planet I

think you can buy wow okay let's take her for a spin before you commit to

anything because I want you I want you to feel the planet out before you

actually buy I wouldn't want to put you on a planet that's not right for you I mean

look what happened with the Klingon homeworld yeah that was a mess that was a mess

thank you Jerry let's go ahead and uh transport down there yeah all right great

Lieutenant Commander Watson where is the captain you guys were buddies when you went to the mall on Star Base 22.

You know, he said that I should come back for him around 5 p.m. and pick him up.

There was like a kiosk set up with pictures of different planets and moons on it.

I think it was one of those scummy timeshare ones. It said like, I don't know, it said like Galaxy's time shares or something like that, Civa Galaxy. He just got really pulled in. There were a lot of like really nice glossy pictures put up. So he said to come back at five and pick him up. All right, we'll go back at five. All right, Lorham and Lady, you were in charge of getting me something from Orange Julius. Did that happen?

Oh no, we got stuck at Dippin' Dots.

Yeah.

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