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Beautiful day, isn't it Rosie? I've had a bit of chicken, I chased a rabbit,

and I've done a wee in your bedroom, so yeah, pretty good. That's nice.

You're right, you normally get a bit more excited when I wee in your bedroom.

I'm fine. You know, just stuff on my mind. I'm not fine. I'm preoccupied by some difficult thoughts,

but I don't want to worry Rosie or the rest of my family. Well, they might think less of me.

Can I just say we wouldn't think less of you if you talk to us about what's worrying you,

but I do understand that sometimes it's just easier to talk to someone outside of your family and

friends who can offer you a different perspective on your problems. Rosie, how have you invaded my thoughts?

Come on, genius, I think you can figure it out. But look, as you well know, when you're in a hole,

it can be useful to talk to a qualified therapist, and there are over 1000 with a variety of

expertise in mental health that you can browse and choose from on the Better Help website.

Thanks Rosie, and don't forget about the discount. Rosie, sorry, can you just get out of my thoughts?

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Hello, this is the Y's old tree. Sorry to invade your thoughts, but I was thinking again a bit of therapy as well.

What's the address again? It's betterhelp.com-buckston. Can I have a bit of mental privacy now please?

Oh yeah, no problem. I'll get out your head. This is very much like a super-lustre.

I'm saving.

I'll be spoke. My name is Adam Buckston. I'm a man. I want you to enjoy this. That's the plan.

Rosie, Rosie, come here. Run towards me excitedly and greet me like a long-lost friend who absolutely

loves me. She's thinking about it. Oh, yes, she comes. Hello, I love you. I haven't seen you for ages.

It's been over three minutes. I've been running around. No, come right here. Rose, come here.

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