The following podcast is a deer media production.

All right, welcome, welcome back to another unhinged solo podcast.

I used to be actually so afraid of solo podcasts and now I'm like, I kind of

fuck with them. They can just like, why am I not interrupting anyone? Because it's just me.

So like, that's a treat for every troll here and there. And then, yeah, I just, I've started to

get, I've started to trust myself more with these. But one thing that we should bring up

immediately, welcome to probably podcast, by the way, is the gold sword that I have on my lip.

Like, I did, I did a lot of things to try to cover it up. At one point, it was burning very

intensely as I applied some sort of like, deer lip tattoo situation to it. I don't imagine

Miss Deore ever intended for her products to be placed on open wounds. So that one, it didn't

work very well. So I just decided and I've actually, and I was telling producer Courtney this,

I was, I've had this fucking cold sword for a week now. And I've been, you know, still on social

media doing my thing annoying the world with my stories 24 seven. And I brought up, I mean,

like, it's like an elephant. And there's a giant scab on your lip, right? So I was like,

obviously, I have a cold sword. I got them from like, I told the story of my Instagram, but like,

I got sun poison on my lips and turkey turks and cake goes, which first of all, a pretty fabulous

way to get cold sores if I do say so myself. But yeah, I got sun poisoning and now from for the

rest of my life, I guess because I, they turn into a giant blister. If I ever get sunburnt,

I'll get the same exact spot cold sore. But I've never gotten one. I know you can get them. My

doctor told me he's like, you'll get them now. If you get sunburnt, you'll get them now. If

you're stressed out, or really sick. And I know a lot of people like my dad gets cold sores. He

has a soul life. I remember thinking how lucky I was that I didn't get them. But that's the issue

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