Kill a little time for the child within, you don't be afraid to be young and free

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective

And this is Jordan, Jesse, GO!

This week we try to decide what to do with 20 dollars, take some calls and discuss Jordan's balls

Let's go!

It's Jordan, Jesse Go! I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart

I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective

You know what they say you're supposed to do when you fall off the horse get back on yeah, that's what we're doing right now

It's been I didn't know we fell off a horse. Yeah, we know we did I mean even I mean, I mean

I'm aware we didn't fall off a regular horse it'd be a kind of stupid joke to make but I mean I'm I didn't know we fell off a

figurative horse. Yeah, no metaphorical horse the horse where we do a show every week. Oh, yeah

That's the horse I thought we fell off that horse a long time ago. Yeah, we've been doing a pretty terrible job

I'm staying on the horse. Yeah, but we're back on the horse. That's why we're in a barnyard right now. Oh nice

I like that. That's it's mostly cows. Yeah, but we can get on one and try and stay on it. Yeah

It's easier to stay on than that fucking horse, huh? Yeah, God always was so hard to stay on always bucking

Winning

Cantering getting out of its feed bag

Man, I am sick of that horse. I'm sick of horses in general. Yeah, I'm sick of their bad attitudes

They're shiny pelts. Mm-hmm. You know what I mean? They're I think they're hot shit just because you can use their tails to make violent

Bows. Yeah, I don't you know what I'm sick of people who tell me I should use some kind of horse shampoo

I was saying these people who use a horse shampoo. I've actually used that horse shampoo. It's not bad

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