Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series Real Time with Bill Maul

Okay, I know.

Do I have an app to say it this week? I know why you're happy this week, but we have an impeachment inquiry.

Wait a second, Liberals.

Listen, in inquiry.

We may not get a puppy, we're just here to look.

And look, I have been hurt too many times.

Republicans are definitely the party of Red Nacks, but Democrats are the party of blue balls.

I tell you.

But I...

I can tell Liberals are really excited about this one.

You know why? Because I was checking out the Halloween store in West Hollywood the other day.

Don't ask.

And you know what is flying off the shelf of the sexy whistleblower costume.

There, but look, there is a real chance. We will know.

One's in for all. If Trump did the things he openly admits to doing.

Well, he did admit it this week. You know, we saw a transcript of the call that's at the center of this big controversy with the Ukrainian president,

where he asked a favor of the Ukrainian president.

And this raises some very serious questions. Like, is there a foreign country he hasn't asked to interfere in our elections?

Any of them.

I mean, look, it may come to nothing.

Like I say, I've been down this road before, but you know what?

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