Ep 509: Jackie the Joke Man

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Comedy, Tv & Film, Music, Society & Culture

3.6 • 4.8K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2022

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Joined today by the hilarious Jackie the Joke Man Martling. You might know if from The Howard Stern Show but Jackie is much more than that. Talking Johnny Depp, growing pot, some Howard Stern stories, more pot talk, hanging with Eddie Murphy and Bill Maher, some of Jackie's dirty jokes and much more!

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0:00.0	By now you know I'm a big fan of micro dosing. We're talking just a touch of THC to learn more about micro dosing THC
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0:21.0	A guy sits down on the luncheon at counter and says to the waiters like a bowl of hot chili.
0:26.4	She says I'm sorry sir the guy next thing got the last ball. He looks over the guy next to us.
0:31.3	It's just about done the eating the chili bowl still full. Is you gonna eat that?
0:35.2	It's not you want him? He says yes. Well help yourself. He just thanks. Takes the chili to start eating it.
0:41.8	He gets about halfway down and his fork. It's a dead mouse. He's like uh huh.
0:47.3	He just the chili back into the bowl. The other guy says yeah that's about as far as I got to.
1:18.2	And with that we say hi to Tim McConnell you are first on the Facebook.
1:26.0	Who else we got? They're slowly coming into the room today. There's Pat Delphi. What's up Pat?
1:31.2	How are you brother? Olivia is checking in and Scott Watson and Steve McCann and Ben Turner.
1:38.4	I'm laughing because I just you know by now you probably know I'm making TikTok videos and you
1:47.6	know I'm having fun with them and people out there can't handle anything anymore. I basically
1:53.6	said that Johnny Depp looked show be in the face and that made me feel better about myself.
1:59.8	Especially because over the years I had chicks, girl friends that all were in love with Johnny Depp.
2:06.8	Oh my god. And to see him a bit on the chubby side I'm not going to lie to you. It makes me
2:12.3	makes me pretty happy and so I posted a quick TikTok video saying just that it's
2:18.4	open radio on TikTok. The women are coming out of as they say the woodworks or the woodwork right?
2:29.0	You know plural that I don't know. What's up pinch of your tongue? How are you brother?
2:32.2	But they are out of their mind that I called Johnny Depp chubby so I've been laughing along with the
2:41.7	comments on my TikTok right now. And then one woman called me Amber. She goes you're an Amber.
2:47.2	And I didn't even know what that was. I go I started laughing because I'm sure it's not good.
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