Ep 507: Happy Off-Brand Holiday

Matt and Doree's Eggcellent Adventure: An IVF Journey

Matt Mira and Doree Shafrir

Health & Fitness, Comedy, Parenting, Kids & Family

4.8 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2024

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

We visit a homespun holiday light show with some suspiciously familiar characters. A listener calls in with a very detailed explanation of her uterine lining thickening and we also give advice to a listener with a perfume problem.

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0:00.0	Hey, everybody, welcome to Matt Dory's Excellent Adventure.
0:02.6	I'm Matt.
0:03.6	I'm Dory.
0:05.3	I hope you're all getting ready for the visit from old St. Nick and Hanukah Harry on the same night.
0:14.4	How are they both going to fit in the chimney?
0:18.1	Hanukkah Harry doesn't come down the chimney.
0:20.6	How are they both going to fit in the freight elevator?
0:26.4	We don't have a freight elevator.
0:29.1	Well, I'm not really sure.
0:31.9	How does the mythical being of Hanukkah bring gifts?
0:39.8	Well, Matt, there is no mythical being of Hanukkah.
0:44.9	Mom and mom and dad and dad, whoever, whatever, mom, dad, whatever your combination of
0:51.3	parental units is,
0:59.6	gives the child the gift after the menorah is lit.
1:02.3	The end.
1:10.2	Yeah, we don't like to lie to our children.
1:12.3	No one's lying.
1:15.7	I don't understand what you're talking about.
1:19.5	First of all, children listen to this podcast all the time.
1:22.8	This is NSFC.
1:24.3	NSFC. NSFC.
1:29.2	Look, I,
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