Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series Real Time with Bill Maugh.

Thank you very much.

Alright, that's... thank you so I needed that ladies and gentlemen.

I've had so many shitty weeks but this is a shitty week.

I'm telling you, really, one bright spot I can find is that Trump finally found some white people to fight with.

Denmark.

Really? He's fighting with Denmark because you know this, he's been wanting to buy Greenland.

By the way, today Puerto Rico said, you don't take care of the islands you already have.

Okay, so...

But as I've said, it's not a crazy idea to want to own Greenland, other presidents have suggested it, but they took no for an answer.

Not this guy. The Prime Minister told him not for sale and he said, that's what Melania's parent said.

Gentle good humor. Now the Prime Minister of Denmark, nasty woman, said his offer was absurd and Trump said, you're nasty and you've insulted America and he wanted to talk to the manager.

He's crazy. He is off his rocker. He's giving our long press conferences on the White House lawn. He brought to you by Adderall.

The President of the United States stands in the driveway every day and screams at people. I mean...

I know a lot of old guys are like, get off my lawn, he's like, get on my lawn.

The suit saves it. He's all about the suit. Really? If he wasn't wearing the suit, ordinarily people would do that are wearing a bath robe with the garden hose in there.

Let me tell you something. The President is the inflatable arm flailing toot man outside of the car dealership. That's who he is.

I don't want to say he has the mind of a child, but today Jeffrey Epstein's ghost tried to fuck it.

The President is the most powerful.

Gentle good humor. That's what we do here in the Gentle good.

Now, do you see now why I say we need a recession? I know it's going to be painful, but we have to get rid of this guy.

And the recession Trump now says not to worry. He says the economy is going fantastically and other than always when is he ever lied.

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