Yes, here on Studeau's America we recognize that AOC is almost always the victim.

The world is always cracking down on her and her poor outlook on humanity is always,

always, being crushed by the man.

But today, despite our catchy intro, the victimhood claim falls on someone else and that someone

else is Riley Roberts.

Yes, poor, poor Riley Roberts, web developer and now official fiancé to a crazy person.

AOC confirmed the news on Twitter last week.

It's true!

Thank you for all the well wishes.

She also verified the rumor on an Instagram live video where she flashed her fancy new engagement

ring, whoo, wedding bells, very, very nice.

Now before you go accusing poor AOC of exploiting blood diamond minors, which I knew you were

just about to do.

She was to clarify quickly that the ring is a zero emission ring, as if that means a thing.

And it's made with recycled gold.

Now as anyone with more than two brain cells recognizes all gold that isn't straight

out of the ground is recycled gold.

But that's not really important right now.

We're here to talk about the victims, specifically Riley Roberts, this poor, poor man.

I guarantee he proposed AOC on the strict grounds that if he didn't, that would be

making her the victim.

I mean, what are you saying?

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