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Real Time with Bill Maher

Ep. #501: Congresswoman Tulsi Gabbard, Seth MacFarlane

Real Time with Bill Maher

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4.215.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2019

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Bill’s guests are Congresswoman Tulsi Gabbard, Seth MacFarlane, Max Brooks, Adam Gopnik, and Joy Reid. (Originally aired 6/28/19)

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0:00.0

Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series Real Time with Bill Maugh.

0:30.0

You've got debate fever. That's what it is. Did you watch all four hours? How many

0:58.7

watch all four? I caught somebody. I think I know what America's biggest problem is now.

1:05.9

Overcrouting. There was 20 liberals on stage. Fox News called it Kameekhan. But the

1:19.0

debates of course were held in Miami. So for an old Jew like Bernie Sanders it was a home

1:23.8

game. And oh it started out strong. Bernie promised health care for everybody and after

1:32.8

what Kamala Harris did to Joe Biden, Joe needed it. Joe definitely got his bell rang

1:44.0

a little bit. It didn't mean I mean by the second hour he was sniffing his own hair. That

1:48.2

was very funny. Luckily Mary Ann Williams and brother. Healing crystals. I always the last

2:02.2

show before I make a kid. It's not to lose it. But I thought it was really interesting that

2:08.7

this was I thought Joe was actually worse moment. They went around and they asked what would

2:12.8

be your first act as president. And Biden said to defeat Donald Trump. Yeah that's when

2:23.5

the kids came on stage and took away his drivers life. And look. First of all I want to say, I

2:35.3

always come out against ageism. But before I say yo your hypocritical you do old jokes. Yes I do

2:39.8

what do you all joke. Because ageism does not mean everything old people does is okay.

2:44.8

It means judge people individually by who they are and how they act. And I'm sorry it's a case

2:49.8

by case basis. Some people do look good at Joe's age. He didn't look good last night. He did

2:54.2

look kind of old and it works the other way. Swalwell looked too young. I kept asking to pass

3:01.7

the torch. Pass the torch. You wouldn't stop bringing it up. Finally Yang offered him a thousand

3:06.1

dollars to shut the fuck up. But I mean honestly the Democrats so often their own worst enemy.

3:18.2

Still trying to get the Twitter mob instead of the 98% to give a shit about Twitter. On the first

3:25.0

that Julian Castro won the woke Olympics on the first night. When he said trans females should

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