Best gift I've ever received has to be a bike when I was younger, a pedal bike.

It was a sort of slick little road bike and I remember it was all like, it was so, it was all wrapped up,

it was so obvious what it was obviously because nothing's shaped like a bike and I had a little ribbon on it and I was so

a guest. For that was a life changer and I'm still sort of big on cycling around my area now so, for that one change me a little.

Enjoy in every sip with red cups now back at Starbucks.

Welcome to our 500th freaking episode. We have a great show coming up and a huge announcement to make so wait for that but first let's take a trip back to the past shall we?

Welcome to the first episode of Stew Does America.

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This tells the universe of course that you want shows like this that feature smart analysis, dumb laughs and only occasionally the opposite.

Coming up, Bernie is going to use his piping hot sex appeal to sell socialism.

Glenn Beck stops by to talk about Ukraine, coronavirus and how he seems to think that he has some level of control over the show and AOC explains economics and racism with the IQ of a hamster.

Yes, that was over two years ago or maybe it was 11. Who the hell can tell anymore but now it is year of our Lord 2022 and yes Bernie Sanders is still shelling out is stupid, sexy, socialism.

Glenn Beck is still trying to control my show and my life and AOC still has the brain of a hamster that a toddler through against the wall.

So those are the things that are the same but what has changed since February of 2020? Well this pesky little coronavirus bug became a global pandemic.

We had a president back in the day without dementia. Russia was just kind of kind of at war with Ukraine.

Inflation was at normal levels not destroying our entire economy. We were still in Afghanistan. Greta Thuver was plastered all over your media yelling at us and that awful, awful boys. How dare you?

Minneapolis hadn't been reduced to ash by Hentifa yet following the George Floyd ruling.

The 2020 election that would nearly kill everyone's hopes was still nine months away. The border was relatively secure ish.

Not to mention Ruth Bitter Ginsburg was still alive. John Lewis, Chadwick Boseman, Alex Trebek, Kirk Douglas, Sean Connery, Regis Filben, Jerry Stiller, Ben Halen, Little Richard, Kobe Bryant and of course many, many more.

Please, please, please tell me that you didn't forget about all of them and you didn't forget about the murder hornets that happened to in the interim after hearing all of that. The truth is clear. This show has really screwed this country up.

Stu does America.

alom, Greg Phillips, Matt and Evan Peter

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