Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series Real Time with Bill Maugh.

Thank you very much.

Thank you very much.

Just in case.

Okay.

Shut up.

Just for people like, get home or like, that went on a long time.

Because we told them before the show, this is our 500th episode.

And people always say, what is the secret to your longevity?

And I'll tell you what it is. This country is fucked up. That's what it is.

It's fucked up. They asked me if I wanted a balloon drop. I said, yeah, if it's filled with heroin.

I mean, we went on the air in 2003. Since then, I mean, think about weed is increasingly legal.

Yeah.

Religion is on the decline and less people are having children.

You're welcome, America.

But enough about me. Let's talk about the...

Let's talk about the coming World War. That we're on the brink of.

I mean, have you seen this? Tensions, of course, with Iran have been rising predictably ever since the Iran nuclear deal was scuttled.

But Iran announced this week that they are going back to enriching uranium. Trump was furious.

How dare they rinig on the deal that we pulled out of.

And then yesterday, one of our drones, $180 million plane, was shot down.

And Trump said this morning that the attack against Iran was completely ready to go.

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