Bonus Bill – Ep. #499

Real Time with Bill Maher

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4.2 • 15.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2019

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Listen in on the jokes only Bill’s audience got to hear.

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0:00.0	Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late-night series Real Time with Bill Maugh.
0:07.0	Thank you, folks.
0:10.0	Thank you, George.
0:14.0	Thank you very much.
0:16.0	Yesterday, George Stephanopoulos, a ABC news, was in the Oval Office, and Trump said it's
0:22.0	okay to accept dirt on your opponents from a foreign government.
0:27.0	And Stephanopoulos said, you know this is on tape, right?
0:33.0	It's okay to accept dirt from a foreign government.
0:37.0	This explains Trump's do campaigns, Logan.
0:40.0	Fuck America first.
0:45.0	I mean, someone needs to tell this guy, this is your Oath of Office, not your wedding vows.
0:55.0	Trump says there isn't anything wrong with listening, except there's everything wrong with listening.
1:00.0	He said he wouldn't call the FBI, the KGB, sure, but not the FBI.
1:07.0	What is Trump said?
1:10.0	This is, excuse me, he said, I've seen a lot of things in my life.
1:13.0	I don't think of my whole life. I have a call the FBI.
1:16.0	Yeah, that's just 101.
1:18.0	You learned the first year of breaking the law school.
1:24.0	The other thing that happened this week in Washington is the House of Representatives Committee recommending that the Attorney General William Barbe held in contempt for his refusal to hand over documents.
1:35.0	It's all about the census. I don't know if you know about this, but Trump has somehow managed to politicize the census.
1:41.0	He made a scandal out of counting.
1:45.0	Republicans want to put a citizenship question on the census because they figure non-citizens won't answer it.
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