5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 20 September 2022
⏱️ 51 minutes
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0:00.0 | I've been reading a lot of Harry Potter recently because I just bought a Kindle for no reason and it's the Harry Potter books for free |
0:05.7 | And I've come to the conclusion that Harry |
0:08.8 | Definitely was sending Hermione Polaroid pictures of his genitals via Owl |
0:15.5 | Anyways, welcome to the 50th episode of kicking it with cause |
0:19.3 | I'm excited dude 50 episodes man. I wasn't gonna open with the Harry Potter thing |
0:23.9 | But it was just it was eating me away inside. I was up late at night |
0:26.2 | And I was thinking about how he was you know, he's probably having Ron be like |
0:29.6 | You know, how's this look? This is a nice pose. Maybe put your don't put your one next to your dick. It makes it look small |
0:41.7 | Don't do that no no no should I should I shrink the one so it makes my dick look bigger? |
0:46.8 | This is why you're the best Harry. This is why you're the goat Harry. This is this is why Harry's the goat everybody |
0:54.0 | Do you see that he's made to make the one smaller like his dick look bigger? |
0:58.2 | Some guy in the corner is like, couldn't you just make your dick bigger with a spell? Hey |
1:03.5 | Totally takes you don't ruin the process. That is Harry Potter you talking to him |
1:07.6 | Don't you fucking don't talk to him like that again. All right, I'll make you dick super tiny |
1:13.2 | Anyways, 50 episodes 50 episodes straight. Sorry. I know I'm trying to focus here |
1:19.4 | I just really I want to say thank you very very very much |
1:23.5 | This means the world to me 50 episodes the fact that all of you stuck through the ups and downs 50 episodes straight |
1:29.7 | That isn't true. I did just lie to your face. We wasn't straight |
1:33.5 | 50 episodes straight. It was 50 episodes gay. That was a terrible joke. You don't know. Okay, that wasn't funny |
1:39.3 | That wasn't okay. Don't laugh at that. That wasn't a good joke if you laughed at that stop |
1:45.1 | Sorry |
1:47.9 | Everything's fine. Okay. No, it wasn't 50 episodes straight because I did take a little break |
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