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Bropostles

Ep. 50 - The one where my life is a 1990s sitcom

Bropostles

Ethan and Patrick

Relationships, Christianity, Society & Culture, Religion & Spirituality

4.7531 Ratings

🗓️ 10 May 2026

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Welcome back to Bropostles, the only funny Catholic podcast - CONFIRMED! In this episode the boys help a guy when his friend is trying to date his ex, some help with the friendzone, spiritual direction and some school advice.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

On this week's episode of pro possals, how do I get out of the friend zone? Should my roommate date my ex-girlfriend? And why do I need exams? That's not helpful. I need something else. I'm out of college. What do I do? Whatever. Listen to the episode. Thank you.

0:23.6

Podcasting. Listen to the episode. Thank you. Podcasting.

0:24.5

Welcome to Bropossils.

0:26.8

The only, as I've heard recently,

0:28.8

the only real comedy podcast

0:30.6

for Catholics. That was

0:32.7

high praise. I really

0:34.9

appreciated that.

0:36.7

And let's hope it's true. Let's hope we meet your expectations.

0:41.6

Patrick and I got the call up to the big leagues. If you want to hear about it, it's in the

0:45.3

bonus podcast. We tell all about our. Yeah, we're in the big show. We're in the big show. We were

0:51.9

playing double A ball and baby they've invited us up to

0:55.9

AAA. Finally, I get to be a member of the Wichita Wind Surge. How exciting. I want to do. We used to

1:03.6

have we used to have a double A or single A team in Burrard County called the Brevard Manatees.

1:09.1

Their mascot was a manatee named Hugh. Yeah, you have that for the rest of the show now, brother. Yeah, that's tough. Have fun with that little spill. They edit that out in post, please. Yeah, can we digitally, can we see GI, Ethan, a new shirt? You made it worse, actually, by wiping it up. He should have just left this. Just put it right over the nipple.

1:28.4

Yeah. The baby started crying in the other room, so Ethan,

1:31.5

Ethan started lactating. It's not my fault. My body reacts to external stimuli.

1:37.9

I know you, I know you find me very stimulating,

1:40.6

but I'm going to need you to keep it, keep it PG.

1:43.6

I'll just. I miss the barred. Manvard manate. Yeah, please just hold that there.

1:48.3

I miss the barraud manatee so much. I, when I was in college, I was like, when I moved back to

1:53.7

Melbourne, I'm going to get season tickets to the barraq vanities so that I can just like go and

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