Ep 50: Brexit benefits unleashed - Dover queues, a new trading bloc & Suella de Vil

The Trawl

Jemma Forte & Marina Purkiss

Politics, Government, News

4.6 • 708 Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2023

⏱️ 38 minutes

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This episode opens with the sad news that Ruper Mordoch's recent engagement has fallen through. Which means he's back on the market ladies... Sadly, it was downhill from there as Jemma and Marina discussed the latest media rounds from our Home Secretary, Suella de Vil where she appeared as heartless as she is mendacious - quite the accomplishment. Then it's on to dissecting the new TCTPP trade deal - the one that The Sun claims to be a "new £13trillion deal - we kid you not. Before ending on a Lord of the Week who also wins the award for biggest British exceptionalist bellend, and a pudding by Tory MP satirist, Rosie Holt. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:20.3	Tax Act is going to name some now.
0:22.7	Sitting in traffic. Folding a fitted bed sheet. Listening to your co-worker talk about his fantasy
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0:40.6	can help you get them done. Tax Act, let's get them over with.
0:45.8	C to send refugees to Rwanda from Britain. You sound like you were completely convinced of that.
0:50.6	I am convinced that it is safe to send refugees to Rwanda.
0:55.3	Hello and welcome to The Trawl where we scroll through social media so you don't have to.
1:00.2	I'm Marina Perkis.
1:01.2	And I'm Gemma Forte.
1:02.7	And guess what, everybody?
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