Ep 50: Away Mission Impossible

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2012

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Summary

When a starfleet officer is held prisoner on planet Florgorn, a crack team from the Sisyphus is sent to free them.

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0:00.0	Ensign put the shellcraft down in that valley.
0:03.0	Ah, yes.
0:05.0	That's a nice looking valley. Thank you for directing my attention to it, Commander.
0:10.0	Well, the main concern is that it won't be spotted from the airs.
0:13.0	Are we, is this planet full of people who don't understand us in our ways?
0:18.0	Well, they know that we exist, but we're not their favorite people.
0:21.6	You sneakie- you-sneaky-away mission.
0:23.6	Soon as you get it landed, we'll do a whole, full briefing.
0:26.6	Okay, everybody back to, everybody ready for a landing back there?
0:28.6	My seatbelt's not fashion. Everybody buckle up.
0:31.6	I'm fastening my seatbelt.
0:32.6	My seatbelt is fastened.
0:34.6	Yeah, I never unfastened mine. Why would I...
0:39.3	Landing right now.
0:43.3	Probably all wondering why we're in a shuttlecraft.
0:47.3	Is it cool to unfasten your seatbelt?
0:50.3	You can undo your seatbelt now.
0:52.3	I have been wondering how I woke up here. I remember going to sleep in my bed. You would have argued if I'd tried to recruit you. Okay. I'm going to play this message now from the captain. Hello team, you're probably all wondering why you were drugged and brought aboard this shuttle without your permission. Well, I'm here to tell you, we've been selected for a secret mission, a mission of the utmost importance.
1:12.6	Our orders are to...
1:17.6	Oh, crap.
1:19.6	Okay, it looks like I taped over it.
1:22.6	So we're on a secret mission. We need to infiltrate the capital of this planet.
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