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🗓️ 20 September 2021
⏱️ 65 minutes
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This week the liquor store crush is reveled and it doesn't have a happy ending. The girls dive into new drugs involving amphibious creatures - and which members of the royal family have dabbled in them. Shannon talks her date out of a medical procedure and wonders if she's officially dating people too old for her. AG recounts a crisis involving her hair and the WIG BURRITO is born... and quickly killed. What happens when two girls walk into Bass Pro Shop when they absolutely don't belong there? AG gets naked that's what. You'll find out what terrible pickup lines Shannon throws to her Raya matches and how AG convinces her to be less mean to men. Why does everyone Shannon know's and loves all go to the same OBGYN and simultaneously end up on bed rest in one day? Lastly the girls discuss the horrifying act of submitting a stool sample and the poor FedEx worker who is in charge of shipping your shit. You read that correctly. Enjoy
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0:00.0 | Welcome back. Welcome back. We should start with some updates. So many things. Update number one, guy from the liquor store, married with two kids. Which is actually funny because Shannon just told me that like 60 seconds before we hit go. She goes, no. She goes married with two beautiful children. I was like, wait, what? They look extremely happy. |
0:24.4 | And can you tell them how you found this information out? I won't name names, but like I said, |
0:26.9 | I do have a friend because she's definitely abusing her powers. |
0:32.3 | Us kids are our plug fired. Well, yeah, she's our plug, so I'm not going to drop names, |
0:37.9 | but she's our license plate plug. If you need a plate run, let me know. We got a plate plug. We got a plate plug. |
0:41.7 | And yeah, she was like, okay, I found his name. I looked at him up on Facebook. She honestly, |
0:46.9 | I should pay her. She was like, found his plate, found his name, looked him up on Facebook. He is married with two kids. And I was like, I knew the boat a box wasn't for him. No, damn. I knew it wasn't and that's on me. I gotta be better picking up. This is really just really turning |
0:54.5 | into like a really safe community to like all of your crazy just hang out because when you told me |
0:58.5 | the person I'm like yep checks out checks out checks out checks out check check check check check check |
1:02.8 | check um what did I want to talk about too oh I've had a couple people a little bit triggered that I said |
1:07.2 | I had a good time on meth and I just want to say I also said I didn't had a good time on meth. And I just want to say, I also said I didn't have a good |
1:11.2 | time on meth. The warning were, I don't think anyone should do mess. We always issue a warning, |
1:17.2 | you guys. Trigger warning. If you are affected by meth or have a highly addictive personality, |
1:21.6 | don't try meth. Yo, I've gotten so many DMs. My go like 50-50. Like one people are like, girl, the same thing happened to me was |
1:27.6 | when I was on mushrooms. Like, what's your heart condition? Like let's unpack it. And I'm like, |
1:31.1 | first of all, we don't even know. The jury's still out. What's wrong with me? We don't know. |
1:34.9 | A lot of things. And then a lot of people were like, hey, I'm like me start selling mushrooms you're just |
1:46.7 | fucking hey swipe up for my mushrooms we're like okay so we talk about illegal things so we can't |
1:51.5 | actually do a legal thing with you guys my blog like just click here for mushrooms swipe up are they |
1:57.1 | legal anywhere are they illegal is that illegal we, you know what? We have, |
2:01.4 | I finally have leveled the fuck up and we have a wonderful videographer. We're going to call our |
2:07.1 | producer. Producer. Producer. Producer. Producer. She's Googling right now too. |
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