Ep. 5 - Mr. Beast Roasts Ludwig's YouTube

The Yard

Leisure, Comedy, Video Games

4.9 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 August 2021

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

We didn't call him out on it, but for some reason Ludwig kept saying "it's lit" this episode. The boys take the time to discuss cheating in school (allegedly), erections on planes, and whether or not Justin Long would beat Slime in a fight. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You remember the Avengers, Mark Ruffalo said, I should put a bullet in my mouth.
0:20.0	No, he said he put, did he?
0:21.4	He didn't say that.
0:22.4	I put a bullet in my mouth.
0:23.7	He said, quote, I put a bullet in my mouth and then the other guy spit it out, I think.
0:29.4	Yeah.
0:30.4	Cause the Hulk's the other guy.
0:31.4	He tried to end his life in the Hulk Lid.
0:34.8	Did they French kiss a bullet?
0:36.0	What are they talking about?
0:37.0	He's saying he tried to kill himself and the Hulk stopped him.
0:39.3	The other guy in this context.
0:40.6	And then every wall.
0:41.6	And this is like glazed over so hard in the movie.
0:43.7	Yeah, cause I want to say you put a bullet in your mouth and it's like you're cheating on.
0:46.7	I tried to beat off, but the other guy sucked me off.
0:50.1	Imagine you could get the Hulk head to pop out and suck him off.
0:52.7	The Hulk actually his secret is that he has two fewer ribs.
0:57.7	And everyone on the playground knows about it.
1:00.1	Why do you think he's the incredible Hulk?
1:02.0	Where did they got that from?
1:03.0	The Hulk can suck himself off.
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