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Heaving Bosoms

Ep. 5 - A Shade of Vampire by Bella Forrest

Heaving Bosoms

Bleav + Heaving Bosoms Productions

Arts, Books, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.91.2K Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2017

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

This week we read A Shade of Vampire by Bella Forrest! Or, as we’re calling it, 50 Shades of Twilight: A Tale of Teenage Stockholm Syndrome. Full disclosure, we didn’t necessarily *like* this book, but we cannot wait to give you a hilarious after-school special about why we didn’t. We present a *very special episode* about what the kids are reading these days.

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0:00.0

Hey y'all, you're listening to Heaving Bozoms, the podcast where two friends talk about a new romance novel each week.

0:14.0

This week we're talking about a shade of vampire by Bella Forest.

0:18.0

Buckle up, it's quite a ride. ride. All right, okay.

0:24.0

All right, everyone.

0:34.8

Aaron has had a week.

0:36.5

And meanwhile, meanwhile, I'm in my final four days of my son being across the world with his grandparents and

0:46.7

so I've basically had a staycation of a lifetime I've been drinking with friends

0:52.0

okay I've been because with friends. Okay, that's good.

0:54.0

Because I thought you were going to be like,

0:56.0

my son is gone and I was going to be like,

0:58.0

poor fucking you.

1:00.0

No, okay, don't get me wrong.

1:01.0

I definitely have my moments where I like tear up and can't figure my life out right?

1:06.0

Of course. But yeah, it's also nice to be a human person without him and actually know what not being tired is like because I didn't realize

1:15.8

just how exhausted I was and this week I got a haircut and it's almost like a

1:21.9

Sydney Waverly haircut you know?

1:25.0

Oh it's nice you know what I didn't see the end of your hair until you kind of set up just now that's nice.

1:31.0

Oh yeah right and this is after being slept on. I've still got the

1:34.4

natural mermaid wave even after sleep. Yeah you do. I'm telling you it's the best.

1:38.9

Yeah you do. And the haircut I like, really got me through the book we're going to talk about today.

1:47.0

So you're reading this thing and you were thinking, I like real good though.

1:55.0

I was like, the world isn't terrible.

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