Hello, hello. Welcome to Fat Mascara. I'm so happy to see you here. I'm happy to see you all too.

I feel like Mr. Rogers like I see Amy and I see Alana. I see Jose. I see Oliver. Yeah, hi everyone.

Welcome to Fat Mascara. I'm Jen, by the way. Hi, I'm Jess. What's going on? Well, I've broken a

seal on a thing that I did not want to do for so long and I finally bit the bullet and I did it

because my dear best friend, Jessica Matlin likes this thing. Now you know where I'm going with this.

At first, I didn't know where you're going because you just like broken the sealed and do it. I don't

know. I was like, it can't be good to have two guys. I watched a Real Housewives episode. Yes.

Yes. Everybody in my world loves the show. Love the show rising. I wouldn't say it's everybody. It's

very po, it's like every part I've been to this summer. Like people are into Real Housewives.

Not particularly the new. So this is why I started. Okay, Real Housewives of New York. I am

Jenna Lyons fan. I've been to our house. I interviewed her a bunch of times. She's been on our show.

So I was like, okay, this is weird. This is like somebody I sort of know who's now on the show.

This is going to be the reason to get me to start watching Real Housewives. Yeah, it's getting

closer. It's getting closer to your world. However, I don't know if we're going to keep watching this show.

It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. You don't have to. I've actually only seen the first episode of

this season. I've only seen the first one. So my friends, hey, Chris and Mike, who are very

into the show were like, that's the season you're starting with. They were not happy that I waited

for this season because apparently the real diehard fans are like, this isn't giving the dirt,

the juice, the fun. So far, every plotline seems to be about a cheese plate or caviar. I was like,

you know, you're boring when you got to talk about food or catch the like, I'm not being clear.

Like the first episode was about like, which restaurant, somebody. Oh, yeah, it's all food-related,

which like to me says that there's not much else going on in this friend group who clearly aren't

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