Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series Real Time with Bill Maugh.

I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.

First is the fake applause, then the real one.

That's the thing I told us to do.

And now we really like you, I love you.

But I know why you're excited, it's Donald Trump's birthday,

and they had a big party cake, singing candles, and then they played their favorite game,

Pin the Blame on the Mexicans.

And 73.

73 he is, and remarkable, after all these years, still a natural blonde.

All right.

73, and this week, when after Biden on age,

he said Biden looks different than he used to, you know, implying Biden has had work done.

And let me tell you something, with 23 candidates in the Democratic race,

the last thing the Democrats need is a new face.

But the president did not get good poll numbers for his birthday, his kind of tanking there.

I may explain why they're moving up the war in Iran.

Have you seen that?

Yeah, two oil tankers were attacked in the Gulf, and Donald Trump said he is ready to point names and blame fingers.

There was, there's a grainy video of a small boat that is doing something near the tanker,

and Trump says, this proves it has to be Iran.

Who else has that technology, a small boat?

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