Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series Real Time with Bill Maugh.

Thank you very much.

I don't want to say the British were not excited to see Donald Trump and the marquee said,

you know, Trump, he said the crowds were cheering him. He said he got glowing,

really, he said he got glowing reviews in the British press. Pressing him on the American

press called him on this, he kept saying no delusion. No delusion. No, there were thousands

of people in the streets protesting him. They carved a dick in the pelsauce.

I mean, they did the baby balloon they had of him. And yet it's like they're calling this

the reverse inaugural. This is where he doesn't see crowds who are there. Actually, the one

royal I like is the one everybody hates. I like Prince Charles. I do. Yes, I really do.

And Prince Charles took Trump on a tour of Buckingham Palace and he showed him, he said,

I'm going to show you the trophy room. And Trump said, you have a room just for wives?

But now, I like Prince Charles because he's a tireless advocate for fighting climate change.

And he spent 90 minutes with Trump trying to get into that thick skull of Trump's about global warming.

And Trump, oh my god. Trump's answer to this 90 minute lecture of science was America has amongst

the cleanest climate. Really, he said those words. And then he said, I believe there

is a change in the weather, but it changes both ways. That's right. Like today was wet, but it was a dry wet.

And then he goes on, Pears, remember Pears Morgan when he was on this? I know. He was the winner

of season seven of the apprentice. And he is a big Trump fan. And he said to Trump talking

about, because this is D day and military service came up. And Pears Morgan says to Trump, you were

not able to serve in Vietnam because of a bone spur condition in your feet. Oh, for fuck's sake.

This guy went so far up, Trump's ass, he would have rear-ended Hannity, but he was driving on the left.

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