Ep. 498: Live at MaxFunCon East with Cristela Alonzo and Stuart Wellington
Jordan, Jesse, GO!
Jesse Thorn
4.8 • 3.5K Ratings
🗓️ 18 September 2017
⏱️ 94 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free. |
| 0:05.2 | Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you. |
| 0:10.5 | Is Jordan Jesse go? I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart. |
| 0:14.0 | I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective. Hey guess what? |
| 0:16.8 | This week's Jordan Jesse go comes to you live from Max Funcon East. |
| 0:21.2 | At the end at Pocano Manor, in probably Pocano Manor, Pennsylvania. |
| 0:25.8 | Yeah, that's what I assume the name of the town is. |
| 0:28.8 | Jesse, can you tell people a little bit about Max Funcon before we get into the episode? |
| 0:32.7 | Max Funcon is a gathering of several hundred of our most awesome fans. |
| 0:37.7 | We all get together and this year we what do we do? We watch McGruber. |
| 0:43.3 | Yorma Taconi recorded a special introvert to McGruber for us. |
| 0:47.9 | We had an amazing stand-up comedy show. We had a good old time basically and this year we did |
| 0:54.5 | Jordan Jesse go and we had Cristella Alonso there along with our friends to Wellington from the |
| 1:00.1 | flop out. Ah, one of the funniest guys. Maybe the funniest guy, certainly the handsome |
| 1:04.1 | guy who I is willing to be friends with me. Yeah and also a special, there's a special musical |
| 1:10.1 | guest if I remember correctly. Ah yes, Annie Hart. She has her first ever solo album about to come |
| 1:16.4 | out. She's also a member of the Great Band or of Warsamone. So why don't we go to the stage? |
| 1:24.7 | Good morning Max Funcon, how are you? |
| 1:34.9 | Thrilled to be here. Can I Jordan do you mind if I open things with a dedication? |
| 1:39.2 | I insist you do. I like to open every Jordan Jesse go live show with a dedication. I feel like |
| 1:45.2 | it helps keep me centered and helps keep me thinking about how important other people are |
| 1:50.6 | in the world even as I absorb your, you know what I love about you. What's that? You're so present. |
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