Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series Real Time with Bill Maugh.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm so glad you're happy. I don't know why you're happy.

Things are going terrible in my country. Did you see this week? Mueller finally came down from his cloud and spokeeth.

You know everybody's been waiting for him to speak and to testify and he finally spoke. And what he said was word for word, the report is my testimony.

I shall not want. That was so get off my lawn and stop asking me to testify and do anything. Make do with my cryptic pronouncements.

This is what he said. He said, I love this. If we had confidence that the president clearly did not commit a crime, we would have said that.

Okay, so is he a criminal? Why say it that way? What was his wedding like? Do you, Robert, take this woman? I don't not take her.

Trump speaks in playground. I can only what did he say? No do overs. I get that. You know. It's a little trickier to say I didn't not take her.

I didn't not find evidence. So you do don't have to leave it to Congress. And when I say do don't, what I really mean is don't do.

And we just want to know did Trump work with the Russians? And Mueller's like, you know, it's a little like sex with your ex girlfriend who hates you but you're both horny.

You wouldn't call it planning but you both want the same thing. So I'm out.

So I give her a plorting my breakdown. Trump's tweet about this yesterday was priceless. It started with Russia, Russia, Russia.

And then he said, Jan Brady, ladies and gentlemen, Russia, Russia, Russia. And then this guy held an eye everything all day and then completely admitted on Twitter.

He said, I had nothing to do with Russia helping me to get elected. And then of course an hour later he has to walk it back. He said, no, no, the election wasn't stolen. It fell off a truck. What did I say?

But liberals have a new hero, Congressman Republican Congressman Justin Amash.

Yeah, today liberals, liberals love any Republican who comes out against Trump. We're like a gay guy on Grindr who only gets excited by straight guys.

You know that?

What?

But I'm telling you something between this Justin Amash and Robert Mueller for what it was, the pro-impeach movement now has Mojo.

This thing was seriously. Thanks, Jan.

You can tell it does because Trump is scared. Trump said the other day, impeach was a dirty disgusting filthy word.

I don't even get me started on ethics.

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