Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series Real Time with Bill Maugh

Thank you. Thank you guys.

Okay. All right. All right.

Thank you. You can sit down. Thank you. I appreciate your enthusiasm.

I appreciate it. Thank you very much. I know why you're happy, because the president, Donald Trump, is home.

From his trip to England and Ireland and France, they're now fumigating Europe.

Wow. This week, you know, he went over there was the anniversary. A lot of anniversaries this week, the 75th anniversary of D.J.,

but also this week, 100th anniversary of women getting the vote in America.

Or as Republicans call it D.D., that's what's there D.D., right? You got to get right with the women's issue. Boy, Joe Biden.

You see that? It's a real flip-flop on the abortion thing, you know, the high-demendment, which is like you, the federal government,

will not pay for abortions. He was always for that. Now he's against that.

Roe versus Wade. He said he was always for it, but he's Catholic. It's complicated. Joe's old school, he believes conception begins when a guy smells a woman's hair.

Also, Mike Pence's birthday today, he blew out the candles, and Mayor Pete turned into a pillar of salt.

I don't know what...

If there was groaning, you should leave now, because it's going to be a rough show for you, people. Very rough show.

But, uh, no, it's Pride weekend here. Is it mine?

I know. Traffic was crazy. I think it's all over the country. It's certainly here in LA.

You know, this is true. In Boston, a group of guys got together and they want to have a straight Pride parade.

This is coming from a group called Super Happy Fun America.

I cannot think of a gay or a name. That's true.

But, you know, I always want to send to people like this. You know, gay Pride is, you know, a response to being shamed.

How can you really have a straight Pride because no one has ever shamed you?

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